Love, 243

After a heated conference call with Mr. Webster and Rolling Stone the official definition of "love243" is "a verb, a type of love so deep that it fills the very gaps of the soul; brotherhood; comraderie; the act of imperial conquest of a territory over a larger nation state; also an extinct prehistoric mammal with an acute ability to devour human suffering." Webster and Rolling Stone are currently attending couples counseling, and the thoughts and prayers of Room 243 go out to them.

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

"Ziggy's a Psyduck"

...and also one of the dinosaurs from Disney's sitcom Dinosaurs.
That seems to be the main issue, here in Room 243.
Other than the outstanding campaign going on.
Also the issue of "stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop!"
It's...it's an issue.
We apologize for the esoteric references (some would argue the use of "esoteric" escalates the conflict).

Recently our old friend "the mannequin" came back to us. The prodigal son if you will.
Or daughter. We're not sure.
Either way, heshe is in desperate need of a name. We are now accepting creative entries into a name contest for our official 6th roommate.
And yes, we know how to count.

UPDATE:
Ty Patterson just walked in. Quote: "This mannequin scared the shit out of me. Three in the morning!"

We are also discussing the possibility of wearing lipstick and wigs. More information to come.


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